Tenney: Hiya guys! It’s me Tenney and today we are going to review these Five Surprise Mini Brands which are super cool, by the way.
Logan: Hey, Tennis-Shoe, can I help?
Tenney: No Logan! And would you please not call me Tennis-Shoe?
Logan: Fine Grumpy Pants.
Tenney: Five Surprise Mini Brands look like real brands like you would find in the store, except they are miniature! Let’s go through the items we got 1 by 1.
Tenney: First up, we received this pure silk shaving cream with a real little barcode and everything! Not sure how we would use this… but hey, it miniature so I’m not going to complain.
Tenney: This Suave Body Wash is a great size as well. This will be perfect in our new bathroom. (Yup we got a bathroom! Finally: am I right?)
Tenney: One important thing to note is that since these mini brands were not made for a specific doll or any doll, for that matter, not everything is the perfect size for your AG dolls.
Wendy: Yeah! Some are perfect size for me!
Tenney: AHH!!!! Who are you?!?!
Wendy: Hey! You dropped my Mini Brand!
Jewel: Tenney, you don’t have to freak out. You do know I have other doll brands besides you, right? Here you go, Wendy.
Jewel: See? It’s totally fine.
Tenney: Ok, but I didn’t know they were sentient.
Jewel: Oh brother.
Wendy: These are perfect for me and my dozens of friends! BYE!
Tenney: Great! She has Friends! Now I’m going to have Barbie invasion nightmares. Moving on…
Tenney: Well… Not sure why we need another shaving cream… This one is for men, but…
Logan: I’ll take that!
Tenney: What?! Where did you come from? Is everyone stalking my review?
Tenney: Also, what are you doing? You don’t need to shave, Logan!
Logan: Yes I do!
Tenney: What? Why?
Logan: I’m a man.
Tenney: Ugh… Just don’t embarrass me.
Logan: I’m going! I’m going! Don’t worry, I won’t bother you again.
Tenney: What is super neat is the fact that we got a super rare PEZ candy dispenser with our first 5 surprise purchase!
Logan: Oh gosh! Is that candy? I really need that.
Tenney: Logan! You said you wouldn’t bother me.
Logan: Ok, I admit it. I’m lurking in the shadows waiting to pounce on anything I might desire.
Tenney: What? That’s just creepy.
Logan: I do what I have to.
Tenney: Just leave, please.
Logan: Yeah. Sure. Fine. But I’m keeping this PEZ.
Tenney: Five Surprise Mini Brands come with a collectors list.
Tenney: In each blind box you can get 5 mini brands OR 4 mini brands and a buildable cart, basket, or shelf, which are very small. We, of course, got 5 mini brands.
Tenney: Here is what the blind boxes look like. It’s a ball that separates into orange-slice-like shapes
Logan: Orange slices?! Yum!
Tenney: No Logan! They are not real orange-slices!
Logan: Yeah? Well, who says they are not? All our other food is plastic!
Tenney: Don’t tell me you are going to try them.
Logan: And risk it being poisonous? Of course not! But I have a friend who will.
Tenney: AH!! Not you again!
Wendy: Hey Logan!
Logan: Hey Wendy! Ready to dare to eat packaging?
Wendy: Do you even have to ask?
Logan: What’s the consensus?
Wendy: Yup! Plastic! So I’d say consumable, but ONLY for dolls.
Logan: HA! See! I told you, Tennis-Shoe!
Tenney: I can NOT believe what I am hearing…
Logan: I’m taking these! Later!
Tenney: And that’s all for today guys, besides if I go on I’d probably go insane…
Logan (offstage): Don’t be dramatic!
Tenney: Bye guys.
~ Tenney 👍
Hehe! That’s all for today, guys! I seriously recommend these mini brands. They will have you squealing (at least, that is what I did).